The list is long, but this excerpt will be short.
3. Warren Buffet: You may have more money than me, but your lack of couth belies your corn-fed upbringing. Go buy a gold-plated tractor, hillbilly.
2. Steve Jobs: I’ll buy your products, but I’ll never understand a fashion sense that can only be described as “consistent.” What’s the point in having money if your closet looks like Adrian Monk’s.
1. Rodney Dean: A name I dare not speak. It’s like a wad of cilantro in my mouth. Die soon. Please?