My Enemies

The list is long, but this excerpt will be short.

3. Warren Buffet: You may have more money than me, but your lack of couth belies your corn-fed upbringing. Go buy a gold-plated tractor, hillbilly.

2. Steve Jobs: I’ll buy your products, but I’ll never understand a fashion sense that can only be described as “consistent.” What’s the point in having money if your closet looks like Adrian Monk’s. 

1. Rodney Dean: A name I dare not speak. It’s like a wad of cilantro in my mouth. Die soon. Please?

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4 Responses to “My Enemies”

  1. Dr. Ray Exley says:
    January 12, 2009 at 10:03 pm

    Let’s chalk this up as “practice,” shall we?

  2. Rodney Dean says:
    January 13, 2009 at 11:25 am

    Yep. We need to shake the rust off.

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